The Passionate Teenager and His Internet Girlfriend
Come live with me and be my love,
You make me feel like a free dove,
I'll even pay for your phone bills,
and count all your Counter-Strike kills,
My love is true my love is great,
You can't deny that it was fate,
In that chat room on that night,
You illuminated the room like a bright light.
I felt like the coolest guy on the web,
Because of my internet girlfriend named Hotty921Deb,
I've never seen her picture but I don't care,
I just hope she doesn't look like Cher.
It's been a week and you haven't replied,
A bit of my heart just felt like it just died,
My life just shattered in my face,
Like a woman spraying my eyes with mace.
Revenge is pulsing through my blood,
I'm giving up as an internet stud,
I know hacking is bad but you broke my heart,
Not turning on your firewall isn't too smart.
Going through your files something catches my eye,
There goes your WINDOWS folder say good bye,
With out regretting I delete all your files,